Strangest pick up

Well why do you leave them lying around?!!  >:D  😀

Yuk, thats minging!!  Imagine not having dead on cue, trying to grapple a used condom out of their mouth!  :vomit:

I used to look after a complete shit of a weimie and after picking up the poo he’d grab the bag and chomp it open, with a look on his face like, ‘go on try and take it i dare you!’  :vomit:  I was always like ‘have it, see if i care’ and he’d drop it in seconds once he realized you didn’t want it!  ::)

The only thing Izzy’s really picked up was a silverskin pickled onion in my granda’s that had fallen off his plate!  😀

used to be chicken bones off the street… now he’s a good boy and ignores stuff.. but has a nack of finding human poo on the heath  :vomit:

lmao eeeeeee i think id hurl if one of mine came up with a condom in there mouth  :boooo:

teddy is ike diva is to well behaved or lazy apart from when he spotted an old kfc  on floor

darcy is rather good for a springer cant say she has found anything but nothing looks fun unless its the shape of a ball lmao

rosie she is minging she will eat compost will actually dig up the plants to get under them to mums annoyance also when on the way home from walks she pulls on to the grass bits and u think ok she a girl she wants to have a wee and she dosnt she is sucking up the cat poo  ::)

well b4 we lost norman he was a league of his own he really was would eat anything that looked like food or was food or could turn in to food oneday

mum was turning over the compost stuck to her fork in to an old black slimy onion as she was scraping it off on the barrow norman cam and sucked it off she was  nearly was sick  ;D
condoms, tampons, dead things, poo, bought a dead goldfish in and left it on a cusion in the lounge  ::)
once he escaped looking everywhere for him mum asks some work men have u seen my dog they reply it isnt that black one digging trough a shed full off rubbish bags oh yes it was

dodger’s never really picked up anything from the streets – he hates chippy so when you get the half empty chip packets all over the ground after a saturday night he just trots straight past them 😀

with cuberts obsession with ‘under the bed’  i aint even going here…. :-X :-X

toby red setter…a hot roast chicken…brought into house on its spiked stainless steel plate..he couldnt see..it over his face as he had chicken by the breast bone…it and dog landed on bed at 90 miles an hour…someone went without sunday lunch…we living in shetland at the time so he had all the world to wander in…he came back with alsorts…fishing nets…half dead trout…bannocks in a bag…plates of haggis…. a dead seal…if it was stealable he stole it…even came back with a raw cauliflower once

polly…a live guinea pig  ::) we at a school doing a demo…kids took her for a walk  ::) she came back having raided the pets corner …on her own…deposited said pig at my feet unharmed …while i was putting it back…she killed a chicken..kids in hysterics  ::)

brose….a bouquet of flowers…out with a mate…she was in love. ::) ::).on moby…not watching i suspect…think flowers came off a grave  ::) :-[ :-[

ami…a wallet then while i opening it to find a name went and came back with a shirt….showed me where they from …met man and woman in various stages of re dressing …it lunchtime…out of office shag….often wonder if he went home to get a fresh shirt or if he wore the muddy version for the rest of the afternoon…and how he explained to missus…

cubert…we aint going there  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

no i havnt  ;D