Re: cubert clumber

[kizkiznobite]

me is allll confuddled me is confuddled about ‘cross’

i put my nose up alice’s bum – she ‘cross’ and growls at me  >:D
i put my nose up ami’s bum she stands all nice – but if i grab ear she ‘cross’ and growls at me  >:D
i let sam have my toy and i try to get it back – he ‘cross’ and growls at me  >:D
i have sam’s toy and he tries to get it back – i growl and he mega ‘cross’ at me  >:D
i want to go on bed with falkor – he ‘cross’ at me  >:D
i lie on my bed and growl at falkor when he comes to get on too – he ‘cross’ at me  >:D
i get put out cos mum says a i need to chill and she ‘cross’ at me  :'( >:D
i get ‘cross’ cos i put out the room or in the naughty corner and i am not allowed to be  >:D
i play in garden and ignore momum calling silly things i dont know what they mean who then gets ‘cross’ and calls bevmum and she ‘cross’ at momum and then everyone is ‘cross’ and i dont know if that at me  >:D >:D

seems like everyone is allowed to be ‘cross’ except me  ???
and

and bevmum says i a mess  😮 :'(

she says i am all odd  :-\

that i have haw in one eye and not the other
that i have bigger flews one side than the other
that my centre ridge is down one side instead of in middle and looks silly
that my v fur shape on my back by tail is more a retangle
that my tail is too everything
that one ear is loppy
that my head isnt level
that my back legs dont work

she says that i look like bambi – wtf is bambi  :-\

and

i know what makes bevmum ‘megacross’  ;D >:D

it when she cues ‘wait’ when i am in car and it p!$$!ng with rain and everytime she goes to open the boot i dash to door  😀 😀 and she getting all wet and i am nice and dry – it a good game  ;D ;D

love cubert
xxxx