cubert clumber

[kizkiznobite]

what i has learnt in the last 3 days:  ;D

that if bevmum is stressed she needs licking to death and needs distraction – so a chew on her bestest books will provide that….

that when teething and gums are sore if I act pathetic with the hard bone – Mo mum will come and hand feed nice chunky bits of icy cold raw lamb and the humans will eat omelettes

that when the phone rings bevmum really does not want to have a conversation so if i bark my head off she will hang up saying i will call you back

that if i creep up the bed while the humans are sleeping they cannot cue downthebed and i can be very good at sneaking in behind their heads and lying on my back

that egg boxes make lots of mess when shredded and badbadbad really means i just wag tail and kiss when they clearing up the mess

that the little human 3 doors down that cannot speak dog or human ienglish s invariably covered in chocolate that needs licking off

that homemade butter biscuits taste better than bonios

that if i pull at falkors bed he stops growling at me and moves and then i can drag it all over the house

that nature diet tastes like $~~t

that sardines taste better after being warmed up under the video player

that a stolen bone – after eating diced lamb is good – especially if it stolen from ami who is on a diet and she doesnt need it anyway and she a soft touch

that rotties are totally harmless because by the time the under belly run is done and over with they have sat down

love cubert xxxx

[DawnG]

Wow Cubert sounds as if you have learnt lots of good things in the last 3 days  :-*Kizzie

[SuzAndTheDiva]

oh bless him bev how sweet – he learnt lots of very important things by sound of it  ;D

[xtine]

[quote author=kizkiznobite link=topic=11447.msg221288#msg221288 date=1212860919]

that when teething and gums are sore if I act pathetic with the hard bone – Mo mum will come and hand feed nice chunky bits of icy cold raw lamb and the humans will eat omelettes

that sardines taste better after being warmed up under the video player

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My Favs  😀

Doing well Cubert, doing well  ;D  :-*

[Diesel73]

Oh boyo!!!  😮  You little devil you.  >:D

quote :

that if bevmum is stressed she needs licking to death and needs distraction – so a chew on her bestest books will provide that….

Little cubbypuppy, stop doing that and go back to chewing on her toes this very instant  >:( ! Keep up the licking part, you got that one down very nicely. I am proud of you  😀 .

Wodan and Diesel say;
Cubedude! We are happy to give you a few tips of how to make mama cry with joy when you little older. We’ll start with ‘how to mark your own space and make mammy think someone else did that’.    >:D

[*Lassie*]

He sounds adorable Kiz 🙂 I would so love another puppy 🙁

[GSPmad]

[quote author=kizkiznobite link=topic=11447.msg221288#msg221288 date=1212860919]
what i has learnt in the last 3 days:   ;D

that if bevmum is stressed she needs licking to death

that if i creep up the bed while the humans are sleeping they cannot cue downthebed and i can be very good at sneaking in behind their heads and lying on my back

that a stolen bone – after eating diced lamb is good – especially if it stolen from ami who is on a diet and she doesnt need it anyway and she a soft touch

love cubert xxxx

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he a clever boyo.  :-*

[*Nat*]

Bless him  ;D  :-*

[Kerry_and_Beau]

tee hee hee how clever you are cubert!  :-*

[kizkiznobite]

😀 we have a ‘new’ question

it is ‘whats the matter with you?’  ::) ;D

the reponses are:

take your pic…  ;D ;D ;D

a) stooooopid person  ::)
b) errrmm well actually errrrmmmm  >:D
c) i HAVE TOLD TOU TWICE I NEED A PEE  :-\
d) he took my toy  >:D
e) she took my toy  p:-)
f) i just thought you needed some stimulation  ;D
e) if you f this up long enough my mum will come  ::) ;D
g) i feel a bit puppyish is that a problem ?  :-\
h) i am thirsty and the water bowl is empty so sort it  p:-)
i) nothing at all just thought i would bug you  >:D
j) i need a pooh but you just cannot smell the fart   ???
k) i want what he got  >:D
l) i want want she got  p:-)
j) i want something but not sure what  :-\
k) i want you to throw dummy  🙂
l) i dont want you to take dummy off me  ;D
m) i need to run up and down like a loony but you locked gate  ::)
n) i am over tired and need smiley cat  :-*
o) i dont want to go to sleep  >:D
p) who the f r u to even ask  >:D
q) i need my mum  :-*
r) jeez how many times do i have to say  ::) ???
s) shite happens – too many biscuits  :-X
t) there was a noise and i need to learn how to protect you  8)
u) am practising  ;D
v) everydog is getting on my nerves  >:D
w) you are getting on my nerves  ::)
x) you wait until you asleep then you will know what is the matter  >:D
z) bev mum ?? come and sort her pleaseeeeeeee  :-X

[kerrie and stan]

😀 😀 he is growing into a real character

i love reading what hes getting upto and learning ;D

[xtine]

ahh bless him – bet he has helped you through today  :-*

[*Lassie*]

You really have your hands full with him ;D
If you ever get fed up with him I’ll pay the postage just send him to me and I’ll send you Willow >:D

[kerrie and stan]

you’ll have to fight me for him first *lassie* >:D ;D

[SuzAndTheDiva]

;D ;D bless him  :-*

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