cubert clumber

[SuzAndTheDiva]

Im not laughing honest  :-*  :-* naughty spaniels  😉

[Izzie]

[quote author=SuzAndTheDiva link=topic=11447.msg229239#msg229239 date=1215546948]
Im not laughing honest  :-*  :-* naughty spaniels  😉
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Will send them to you Suz!  >:D >:D 😀

Dont ask about the duck incident!  >:(

[SuzAndTheDiva]

Gonna have to ask re the duck now  ;D

Buster caught a duck once had it pinned by the neck  :-[

[Izzie]

Will start a new thread before we get told off!  😉 😀

[kizkiznobite]

well at least they didnt bother the cows…..

[SuzAndTheDiva]

so bev the communication and responses stuff – you wouldnt teach the average dog right, I mean like somebodies pet? Is it better to start when they are young like Cubert – or older?

Also Bev – re the nudge IS it something I could/should teach the Diva? If so how – if its on the board just say and will go search  😉

[kizkiznobite]

me is allll confuddled me is confuddled about ‘cross’

i put my nose up alice’s bum – she ‘cross’ and growls at me  >:D
i put my nose up ami’s bum she stands all nice – but if i grab ear she ‘cross’ and growls at me  >:D
i let sam have my toy and i try to get it back – he ‘cross’ and growls at me  >:D
i have sam’s toy and he tries to get it back – i growl and he mega ‘cross’ at me  >:D
i want to go on bed with falkor – he ‘cross’ at me  >:D
i lie on my bed and growl at falkor when he comes to get on too – he ‘cross’ at me  >:D
i get put out cos mum says a i need to chill and she ‘cross’ at me  :'( >:D
i get ‘cross’ cos i put out the room or in the naughty corner and i am not allowed to be  >:D
i play in garden and ignore momum calling silly things i dont know what they mean who then gets ‘cross’ and calls bevmum and she ‘cross’ at momum and then everyone is ‘cross’ and i dont know if that at me  >:D >:D

seems like everyone is allowed to be ‘cross’ except me  ???
and

and bevmum says i a mess  😮 :'(

she says i am all odd  :-\

that i have haw in one eye and not the other
that i have bigger flews one side than the other
that my centre ridge is down one side instead of in middle and looks silly
that my v fur shape on my back by tail is more a retangle
that my tail is too everything
that one ear is loppy
that my head isnt level
that my back legs dont work

she says that i look like bambi – wtf is bambi  :-\

and

i know what makes bevmum ‘megacross’  ;D >:D

it when she cues ‘wait’ when i am in car and it p!$$!ng with rain and everytime she goes to open the boot i dash to door  😀 😀 and she getting all wet and i am nice and dry – it a good game  ;D ;D

love cubert
xxxx

[wags]

[quote author=kizkiznobite link=topic=11447.msg229936#msg229936 date=1215874124]

that i have haw in one eye and not the other
that i have bigger flews one side than the other
that my centre ridge is down one side instead of in middle and looks silly
that my v fur shape on my back by tail is more a retangle
that my tail is too everything
that one ear is loppy
that my head isnt level
that my back legs dont work

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hey you can join my wierd shaped dog club – i dont mind

everyones always cross with me too – just tell them to get over it and move on

Oban – the odd dog shaped guru

[Kerry_and_Beau]

😀  ;D oh dear poor cubert and you are so innocent and all learny!  😀

[kerrie and stan]

dont worry little cubert my mums been saying that i look weird recently and she keeps feeding me bloomin chicken that i am sick of :-\
as for everyone being mad just sit and give them the puppy dog eyes ;D it always works for me 😀 ;D

stan ;D

[*Lassie*]

and bevmum says i a mess

That’s not nice 🙁

seems like everyone is allowed to be ‘cross’ except me

They should remember they were young once >:D

love Tam and Willow :-* :-*

[SuzAndTheDiva]

lol baby cubert you need to grow into your tail and keep paws crossed everything else catches up too  ;D and Cubert – they still love you even when CROSS  ;D

[*Nat*]

PMSL Cubert  😀  :-*

[GSPmad]

[quote author=kizkiznobite link=topic=11447.msg229936#msg229936 date=1215874124]
me is allll confuddled me is confuddled about ‘cross’

i put my nose up alice’s bum – she ‘cross’ and growls at me  >:D
i put my nose up ami’s bum she stands all nice – but if i grab ear she ‘cross’ and growls at me  >:D
i let sam have my toy and i try to get it back – he ‘cross’ and growls at me  >:D
i have sam’s toy and he tries to get it back – i growl and he mega ‘cross’ at me  >:D
i want to go on bed with falkor – he ‘cross’ at me  >:D
i lie on my bed and growl at falkor when he comes to get on too – he ‘cross’ at me  >:D
i get put out cos mum says a i need to chill and she ‘cross’ at me  :'( >:D
i get ‘cross’ cos i put out the room or in the naughty corner and i am not allowed to be  >:D
i play in garden and ignore momum calling silly things i dont know what they mean who then gets ‘cross’ and calls bevmum and she ‘cross’ at momum and then everyone is ‘cross’ and i dont know if that at me  >:D >:D

seems like everyone is allowed to be ‘cross’ except me  ???
and

and bevmum says i a mess  😮 :'(

she says i am all odd  :-\

that i have haw in one eye and not the other
that i have bigger flews one side than the other
that my centre ridge is down one side instead of in middle and looks silly
that my v fur shape on my back by tail is more a retangle
that my tail is too everything
that one ear is loppy
that my head isnt level
that my back legs dont work

she says that i look like bambi – wtf is bambi  :-\

and

i know what makes bevmum ‘megacross’  ;D >:D

it when she cues ‘wait’ when i am in car and it p!$$!ng with rain and everytime she goes to open the boot i dash to door  😀 😀 and she getting all wet and i am nice and dry – it a good game  ;D ;D

love cubert
xxxx

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cubert,

tell them all to pog off.  >:D

and tell bevmum to stop picking faults cos you is very beautiful.  :-* and if things look a bit wonky it doesn’t matter as long as it’s not ill painful wonky.  :-*

if they mean to you, you can come and live here and they can have a whinging pointer and they will be sorry sorry sorry.  ;D

[kizkiznobite]

ignore him – he going through the equiv of the terrible two’s and thinks he was put on the earth to rule in it

made me laugh in the night – i have to stop laughing at him  ::)

the downthebed…
he sleeps on his back most of the time but he can’t seem to grasp the idea that he supposed to do it along the edge of the footboard
i woke up at 1am with no room – no covers and he lying on his back squashed between us up ways
i cue him down the bed and he gave ‘that look’ from the upside down position then lifted head and looked at his back feet that were touching the footboard – looked back as if to say they are downthebed and shut his eyes… 😀

so i got out the bed – put his cover width ways across the bed – put him on it saying on your bed and we all went back to sleep – an hour later he wakes me up ‘nesting’ – i think right…ignore him – not going to look or speak …after what seemed ages of footwork – snuffling and grunting the wee horror had moved his cover so it was between us long ways and had lain back down on it on his back…

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