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July 20, 2009 at 7:11 am #63749
kizkiznobite
MemberCubert’s Bedroom Quiz
1st prize 1 bottle of homemade hair gel with added natural fluids
2nd prize 2 bottles of homemade hair gel with added natural fluids
3rd prize 3 bottles of homemade hair gel plus a peel off face pack with added natural fluids
4th priize Cubert for a weekend so you can experience the delights
Please state preferred flavour
chicken and banana
pork and apple
black pudding and apricotWhat is his response to each of the following questions
1) Why do you ask to come up onto the bed in the morning just so you can wash, suck, lick and chew your bits?
a. because your bed is softer than mine and having leg in air that length of time puts pressure on the joints
b. because it will get you up
c. because I thought you found the rocking of the bed soothing
d. because I can
2) When you have done why do you insist on licking my feet?
a. because the salt adds flavour
b. because I want to share bodily fluids
c. so other dogs know I been there
d. because they are dirty
3) When all that’s done and you come for cuddles and I find your tickly spot on your
tummy that makes your leg jump…why do you nibble my knuckles?a. because I want you to stop
b. because I don’t want you to stop
c. because I can’t help it
d. I am not nibbling knuckles…I am trying to get your hand to go lower
4) Why do you try and sneak a hump of pillow when you got your own?
a. yours is softer
b. yours is harder
c. I want you to dream about me
d. I like keeping Momum busy with washing and ironing
5) And….when you done all this….why do you snuggle down on your back with a self satisfied grin on your slobbery gob as I get dressed?
a. to show off my big boy bits
b. to cool off my big boy bits after all the exercise
c. because I am tired and need to relax for 5 minutes
d. I am pleased with myself because it got you up
July 20, 2009 at 8:40 am #73642kerrie and stan
Membera,a,a,d,b 😀 😀
July 20, 2009 at 11:20 am #73643*Nat*
MemberPMSL 😀 😀 Oooh I’m so glad I have a girlie dog ;D
July 20, 2009 at 1:23 pm #73644Mudgie
Member1. d
2. b
3. d
4. d
5. d;D
I may have to do a Nacho one now. ;D
July 20, 2009 at 1:32 pm #73645*Lassie*
MemberBrilliant ;D ;D ;D
July 20, 2009 at 3:26 pm #73646Val
MemberMe too Nat
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PMSL 😀 😀 Oooh I’m so glad I have a girlie dog ;D[/quote]
July 20, 2009 at 7:05 pm #73647SuzAndTheDiva
Member:vomit: – thats the answer to all the questions!
Im not answering it properly – i dont want any of them prizes :scared:
July 20, 2009 at 10:01 pm #73648Member[quote author=kizkiznobite link=topic=14524.msg270325#msg270325 date=1248073893]
Cubert’s Bedroom Quiz1st prize 1 bottle of homemade hair gel with added natural fluids
2nd prize 2 bottles of homemade hair gel with added natural fluids
3rd prize 3 bottles of homemade hair gel plus a peel off face pack with added natural fluids
4th priize Cubert for a weekend so you can experience the delights
Please state preferred flavour
chicken and banana
pork and apple
black pudding and apricotWhat is his response to each of the following questions
1) Why do you ask to come up onto the bed in the morning just so you can wash, suck, lick and chew your bits?
a. because your bed is softer than mine and having leg in air that length of time puts pressure on the joints
b. because it will get you up
c. because I thought you found the rocking of the bed soothing
d. because I can
2) When you have done why do you insist on licking my feet?
a. because the salt adds flavour
b. because I want to share bodily fluids
c. so other dogs know I been there
d. because they are dirty
3) When all that’s done and you come for cuddles and I find your tickly spot on your
tummy that makes your leg jump…why do you nibble my knuckles?a. because I want you to stop
b. because I don’t want you to stop
c. because I can’t help it
d. I am not nibbling knuckles…I am trying to get your hand to go lower
4) Why do you try and sneak a hump of pillow when you got your own?
a. yours is softer
b. yours is harder
c. I want you to dream about me
d. I like keeping Momum busy with washing and ironing
5) And….when you done all this….why do you snuggle down on your back with a self satisfied grin on your slobbery gob as I get dressed?
a. to show off my big boy bits
b. to cool off my big boy bits after all the exercise
c. because I am tired and need to relax for 5 minutes
d. I am pleased with myself because it got you up
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If I answer the questions can I have 4th prize please ;D
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