Kids!!! Love ’em or hate ’em!

[-Alison-]

Just been on the phone to my sis-in-law. I put the phone down and thought ‘hang on, where’s Aeryn…?’ Then I heard noises coming from my bedroom, when I went to investigate I thought OMG!!!  😮 She’s only got into my drawer containing bodycream, nail varnishes and all that sort of rubbish that I always forget to use.

She was covered in Avon body shimmer gel, from the hair to the toes, with a little bit of Avon footworks Gel thrown in for good measure, a bottle of blue nail varnish smeared down one leg and a whole bottle of Johnsons baby powder to top it all off. She smells, I quote the OH here, “like the inside of a tarts handbag!”

She is in the bath as I type this, protesting loudly.

That child is a nightmare  >:( I am trying to be cross about it but Im not sure Im succeeding very well  :whistle:

[Anonymous]

… couldnt eat a whole one 😉

[Izzie]

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

[*Nat*]

PMSL  😀  😀

[.dodger.]

LMAO  😀 😀 sounds soooo much fun :yes:

how do you pronounce her name? 🙂

[wags]

you should come work with me for a hour or so  :yes:

[Emma_rocks]

lmao. dont think ill ever have kids. cant be doing with them lol

[xtine]

PMSLOL that’s brill  😀

[Anonymous]

and where are the photo’s!!! 😀 😀
have to say I love em, (most of the time) wouldnt be able to work with them otherwise ;D

[GSPmad]

Depends what mood I’m in – but hilarious if they are someone else’s.  😀

Remember some sort of event involving my mother’s hair mousse at one of my birthday parties – 9th to be precise – I was not involved in the incident.  😛

[SuzAndTheDiva]

Today I hate them  ;D

Did you get her all cleaned up  ;D

[-Alison-]

[quote author=.dodger. link=topic=13040.msg251452#msg251452 date=1226681817]
how do you pronounce her name? 🙂
[/quote]

Its pronounced as Air-in, Laura, (it was taken from Farscape off the tv  :embarrass: but hey we loved it)

I did get her cleaned up Suz, tho I think the throw from the futon she was sat on will never be the same again, but my house :scared: my house reeks of perfume and other smelly stuff  :vomit:

Sorry Sue, I didnt think about the camera, just threw my hands up and shrieked when I saw the mess and then dumped her straight in the bath, my little  :pray:…not!

[Foxisle_crazy]

Ew!  i once knew a lad who put nail varnish on his eyelids like eyeshadow and had to have an op to open them again!

[SuzAndTheDiva]

[quote author=Foxisle_crazy link=topic=13040.msg251552#msg251552 date=1226698582]
Ew!  i once knew a lad who put nail varnish on his eyelids like eyeshadow and had to have an op to open them again!
[/quote]

I really shouldnt of laughed at that should I !!  😀

[wags]

you can all do my shift with me tomorow night and then tell me if you like kids of not

its not a long shift but its going to be action packed  :hurt:

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