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September 26, 2008 at 12:42 pm #62189
.dodger.
MemberHow to Make a Woman Happy
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionatewithout forgetting to:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girlsand at the same time, you must also:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. give her lots of chocolate, without commenting on how much you’ve given her
It is very important:55. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes
How to make a man happy
1. Show up naked
2. Bring beerSeptember 26, 2008 at 1:00 pm #113779kizkiznobite
Member;D ;D ;D
well…all i can say…is when dodger showed up yesterday afternoon ..he forgot to check if ami had brought him a beer ;D ;D ;DSeptember 26, 2008 at 1:18 pm #113780Anonymous
GuestBlimey we dont need all that, we only need CHOCOLATE ;D
September 26, 2008 at 3:40 pm #113781*Nick*
Memberhmmmm, well there’s good naked…and bad naked
I agree with the beer thing though 😉
September 26, 2008 at 8:01 pm #113782waggietail
Member:what: Chocolate, why wasnt that on the list it should be at the top??? lol loved it
September 26, 2008 at 8:03 pm #113783.dodger.
Memberadded it ;D
September 26, 2008 at 8:14 pm #113784Kerry_and_Beau
Memberyeah but nick once the beer is gone there is only good naked :canadian:
;D
September 26, 2008 at 8:45 pm #113785SuzAndTheDiva
Memberhahah kerry 😀 😀
nice one laura!
September 27, 2008 at 2:43 pm #113786kizkiznobite
Memberonce the beer has gone…as Shakespeare sort of said…the desire has been provideth but the performance is crap…..
September 27, 2008 at 6:50 pm #113787Diesel73
Member[quote author=*Nick* link=topic=12548.msg242579#msg242579 date=1222443624]
hmmmm, well there’s good naked…and bad naked[/quote]
??? …….. there is?
September 27, 2008 at 9:02 pm #113788GSPmad
Member[quote author=kizkiznobite link=topic=12548.msg242731#msg242731 date=1222526581]
once the beer has gone…as Shakespeare sort of said…the desire has been provideth but the performance is crap…..
[/quote]“it provokes the desire but takes away the performance” (think that’s it) – porter in Twelfth Night… am going to have to check and see if that’s right now. 😀
September 27, 2008 at 9:06 pm #113789GSPmad
Memberwrong play… Macbeth… “it provokes the desire but it takes away the performance”…
remember doing it in English class (the play that is ;D ) and our English teacher explaining exactly what it meant… which is sort of thing she did…. 😀
September 29, 2008 at 2:37 pm #113790GSPmad
MemberI have a men’s version – Rules All Girls Should Know – and if I can be bothered typing it all out will post it. ;D It’s a load of tosh mind…. 😀
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