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  • #113779
    kizkiznobite
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    ;D ;D ;D
    well…all i can say…is when dodger showed up yesterday afternoon ..he forgot to check if ami had brought him a beer  ;D ;D ;D

    #113780
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Blimey we dont need all that, we only need CHOCOLATE ;D

    #113781
    *Nick*
    Member

    hmmmm, well there’s good naked…and bad naked

    I agree with the beer thing though  😉

    #113782
    waggietail
    Member

    :what: Chocolate, why wasnt that on the list it should be at the top??? lol loved it

    #113783
    .dodger.
    Member

    added it ;D

    #113784

    yeah but nick once the beer is gone there is only good naked  :canadian:

    ;D

    #113785

    hahah kerry  😀  😀

    nice one laura!

    #113786
    kizkiznobite
    Member

    once the beer has gone…as Shakespeare sort of said…the desire has been provideth but the performance is crap…..

    #113787
    Diesel73
    Member

    [quote author=*Nick* link=topic=12548.msg242579#msg242579 date=1222443624]
    hmmmm, well there’s good naked…and bad naked

    [/quote]

    ??? …….. there is?

    #113788
    GSPmad
    Member

    [quote author=kizkiznobite link=topic=12548.msg242731#msg242731 date=1222526581]
    once the beer has gone…as Shakespeare sort of said…the desire has been provideth but the performance is crap…..
    [/quote]

    “it provokes the desire but takes away the performance” (think that’s it) – porter in Twelfth Night… am going to have to check and see if that’s right now.  😀

    #113789
    GSPmad
    Member

    wrong play… Macbeth… “it provokes the desire but it takes away the performance”…

    remember doing it in English class (the play that is  ;D ) and our English teacher explaining exactly what it meant… which is sort of thing she did….  😀

    #113790
    GSPmad
    Member

    I have a men’s version – Rules All Girls Should Know – and if I can be bothered typing it all out will post it.  ;D It’s a load of tosh mind….  😀

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