Letters sent to Landlords

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September 27, 2008 at 9:07 pm #113798

kerrie and stan
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😀 😀 😀 😀 thats great

September 27, 2008 at 9:22 pm #113799

SuzAndTheDiva
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:canadian: :canadian:

September 27, 2008 at 11:29 pm #113800

-Alison-
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rofpmsl 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

September 28, 2008 at 7:25 am #113801

Prem2Pram
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Funny 😀

September 28, 2008 at 12:16 pm #113802

Anonymous
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Like it ;D

September 28, 2008 at 12:40 pm #113803

*Lassie*
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Good one ;D

September 28, 2008 at 1:07 pm #113804

Foxisle_crazy
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::) 😀 😀

September 28, 2008 at 7:59 pm #113805

Diesel73
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It’s said correct and yet not, but still, I like this one the most >:D ==>

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14. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5.30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.

September 28, 2008 at 8:08 pm #113806

GSPmad
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i loved that one too diesel – and incidentally i have also been having problems with someone’s cock recently – it seems to think dawn goes on for a veeeeeeeeeeeeery long time…. >:D nd yes i do mean a cockerel 😀 – can’t stand the noise they make….

September 29, 2008 at 5:38 pm #113807

Diesel73
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[quote author=GSPmad link=topic=12559.msg242937#msg242937 date=1222632511]
i loved that one too diesel – and incidentally i have also been having problems with someone’s cock recently – it seems to think dawn goes on for a veeeeeeeeeeeeery long time…. >:D nd yes i do mean a cockerel 😀 – can’t stand the noise they make….
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Well, there is only 1 remedy for it, work harder during the day and you’ll sleep tight enough so it can’t wake you up >:D . 😀 😉 :-*

If you get along with the owner, ask him to move his chickenhouse. More out of the spot where the sun comes up. The longer it takes for a cock to sence a hint of daylight, the longer it takes for him to start shouting ; WAKE UP!
Doesn’t work 100% bulletproof, but is effective lots of the time. 😉

September 29, 2008 at 5:42 pm #113808

kizkiznobite
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i love it..i love to hear them….i love the way they do the errmmm is it dawn thats a coming ok will just in case we do a trial run…and then kick in…nice noise ;D

September 29, 2008 at 6:12 pm #113809

Kerry_and_Beau
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9. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

love this one :canadian:

September 29, 2008 at 6:43 pm #113810

GSPmad
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[quote author=kizkiznobite link=topic=12559.msg243019#msg243019 date=1222710172]
i love it..i love to hear them….i love the way they do the errmmm is it dawn thats a coming ok will just in case we do a trial run…and then kick in…nice noise ;D
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have told you before… you are welcome to it. >:D will stick a stamp on its bum and pop it in the post if you like and if I can find it… can only hear it, seems to be well hidden…. bet it would be good roasted. >:D >:D
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