Following on from politicians I thought we’d move to managers. ;D
A group of managers was given the assignment of measuring the height of a flagpole. They went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, but they continually fell off the ladders and dropped the tape measures – the whole thing was just a mess. An engineer came along and saw what they were trying to do, pulled the flagpole out of the ground, laid it flat, measured it from end to end, gave the measurement to one of the managers and walked away. After the engineer had gone, one manager turned to another and laughed: “Isn’t that just like an engineer?! We’re looking for the height and he gives us the length!”
;D ;D ;D