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  • #113823
    *Lassie*
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    17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.

    That one is defiantly true ::) ;D

    #113824
    *Nick*
    Member

    Every single point in that is gods honest truth!  It’s like you read my mind.

    :laugh: :laugh:

    #113825

    This has just caused an arguement between me+OH because he felt so strongly about the toilet seat one  ::)  :boooo: :boooo:

    #113826
    *Nick*
    Member

    But it’s true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Who in their right mind wouldn’t look down before planting their naked hiney on a toilet seat????????

    😀

    #113827
    GSPmad
    Member

    [quote author=*Nick* link=topic=12582.msg243146#msg243146 date=1222722571]
    But it’s true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Who in their right mind wouldn’t look down before planting their naked hiney on a toilet seat????????

    😀
    [/quote]

    and why is it so difficult just to put the thing back down where it ought to be?  ::) ;D

    #113828
    xtine
    Member

    PMSLOL I am not showing R that!!!

    I am very guilty of  45 Dust is not a life threatening disease

    altho strictly speaking it kind of is to me…. but R would so go on strike if he read any of this  😀

    Please delete this thread immediately  :order:

    #113829
    *Lassie*
    Member

    45. Dust is not a life threatening disease.

    Unless it’s on the telly screen and there is a film on he wants to watch ;D

    #113830
    *Nick*
    Member

    RIIIIIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!  RIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

    #113831
    xtine
    Member

    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!  :nono:  :nono:

    he busy doing the ironing  😉  😀

    #113832
    *Nick*
    Member

    He is NOT!!!!    :scared: :surprise:

    You LIE!!!!!

    #113833
    xtine
    Member

    I don’t lie  ;D am marrying a domestic god  :yes:

    #113834
    *Nick*
    Member

    what is this world coming to?  :'( :'( :'(

    #113835
    xtine
    Member

    😀 nowt wrong with a man that can cook and clean  😉

    #113836
    GSPmad
    Member

    [quote author=xtine link=topic=12582.msg243269#msg243269 date=1222796536]
    😀 nowt wrong with a man that can cook and clean  😉
    [/quote]

    quite the opposite.  ;D

    you want to write a training manual xtine?  😀

    #113837
    Diesel73
    Member

    [quote author=GSPmad link=topic=12582.msg243149#msg243149 date=1222722728]
    [quote author=*Nick* link=topic=12582.msg243146#msg243146 date=1222722571]
    But it’s true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Who in their right mind wouldn’t look down before planting their naked hiney on a toilet seat????????

    😀
    [/quote]

    and why is it so difficult just to put the thing back down where it ought to be?  ::) ;D
    [/quote]
    Because you are a big girl and can put it down all by yourself  :butt: .        😀  :-*

    [quote author=*Nick* link=topic=12582.msg243126#msg243126 date=1222721511]
    Every single point in that is gods honest truth!  It’s like you read my mind.

    :laugh: :laugh:
    [/quote]
    HERE HERE! I specially agree with this one==> 20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

    Am going to print this and staple it to the wall  :yes: .

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