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September 29, 2008 at 8:48 pm #113823
*Lassie*
Member17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
That one is defiantly true ::) ;D
September 29, 2008 at 8:51 pm #113824*Nick*
MemberEvery single point in that is gods honest truth! It’s like you read my mind.
:laugh: :laugh:
September 29, 2008 at 8:57 pm #113825Foxisle_crazy
MemberThis has just caused an arguement between me+OH because he felt so strongly about the toilet seat one ::) :boooo: :boooo:
September 29, 2008 at 9:09 pm #113826*Nick*
MemberBut it’s true!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who in their right mind wouldn’t look down before planting their naked hiney on a toilet seat????????
😀
September 29, 2008 at 9:12 pm #113827GSPmad
Member[quote author=*Nick* link=topic=12582.msg243146#msg243146 date=1222722571]
But it’s true!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who in their right mind wouldn’t look down before planting their naked hiney on a toilet seat????????😀
[/quote]and why is it so difficult just to put the thing back down where it ought to be? ::) ;D
September 29, 2008 at 9:18 pm #113828xtine
MemberPMSLOL I am not showing R that!!!
I am very guilty of 45 Dust is not a life threatening disease
altho strictly speaking it kind of is to me…. but R would so go on strike if he read any of this 😀
Please delete this thread immediately :order:
September 29, 2008 at 9:21 pm #113829*Lassie*
Member45. Dust is not a life threatening disease.
Unless it’s on the telly screen and there is a film on he wants to watch ;D
September 29, 2008 at 9:27 pm #113830*Nick*
MemberRIIIIIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!! RIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
September 29, 2008 at 9:32 pm #113831xtine
Membershhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! :nono: :nono:
he busy doing the ironing 😉 😀
September 29, 2008 at 9:36 pm #113832*Nick*
MemberHe is NOT!!!! :scared: :surprise:
You LIE!!!!!
September 29, 2008 at 9:41 pm #113833xtine
MemberI don’t lie ;D am marrying a domestic god :yes:
September 29, 2008 at 9:45 pm #113834*Nick*
Memberwhat is this world coming to? :'( :'( :'(
September 30, 2008 at 5:42 pm #113835xtine
Member😀 nowt wrong with a man that can cook and clean 😉
September 30, 2008 at 7:19 pm #113836GSPmad
Member[quote author=xtine link=topic=12582.msg243269#msg243269 date=1222796536]
😀 nowt wrong with a man that can cook and clean 😉
[/quote]quite the opposite. ;D
you want to write a training manual xtine? 😀
October 3, 2008 at 8:00 pm #113837Diesel73
Member[quote author=GSPmad link=topic=12582.msg243149#msg243149 date=1222722728]
[quote author=*Nick* link=topic=12582.msg243146#msg243146 date=1222722571]
But it’s true!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who in their right mind wouldn’t look down before planting their naked hiney on a toilet seat????????😀
[/quote]and why is it so difficult just to put the thing back down where it ought to be? ::) ;D
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Because you are a big girl and can put it down all by yourself :butt: . 😀 :-*[quote author=*Nick* link=topic=12582.msg243126#msg243126 date=1222721511]
Every single point in that is gods honest truth! It’s like you read my mind.:laugh: :laugh:
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HERE HERE! I specially agree with this one==> 20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?Am going to print this and staple it to the wall :yes: .
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