Urgent Notice:
Potential Danger of Dog Hair…..
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the
discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs.
This substance, called “amobacter caninii” has been linked with the
following symptoms in females:
Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework, …a reluctance to wear make-up,
good clothes or high heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs
until after ‘Baby’ has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or
toys.
“Amobacter caninii” usually results in long hours away from home and
exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans
(especially husbands and boyfriends).
“Amobacter caninii” is thought to be addictive, driving the need for
additional sources – this may lead to a “pack mentality” or like the potato
chip commercial, “you can’t have just one”.
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this
substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours.
Surgeon General’s Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the
ability to use common sense.
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