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    *Lassie*
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    Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair…..

    In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced
    the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs.
    This substance, called “amobacter caninii” has been linked with the
    following symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do
    housework, a reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels.
    Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after ‘Baby’ has
    new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys.

    “Amobacter caninii” usually results in long hours away from home and
    exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other
    humans (especially husbands and boyfriends). “Amobacter caninii” is
    thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources – this
    may lead to a “pack mentality” or like the potato chip commercial, “you
    can’t have just one”. Beware! If you come in contact with a female human
    infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours.

    Surgeon General’s Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair
    the ability to use common sense

    #112983
    Diesel73
    Member

    😀 hahaha, good one!

    #112984
    Mudgie
    Member

    I have had this disease for the last five years – I call it being owned by Nooch  ;D

    #112985

    hahaha very good 😀

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